I've been going over Achaea's history, and trying to remember what
I had for breakfast yesterday (Generally the same thing for me) when
I remembered in a flash of total recall the last time someone
declared war on Ashtan. Y'see, no matter how much you might wanna,
your not technically allowed to declare war on the city of Ashtan
until you've started your own failed Empire named after a fish.
Don't let this offput you though, I mean, plenty of great
empirical names aren't taken, ranging from Salmon, to Herring,
and of course, Cod2. Put your mind to it, and you could be back
to war as usual within a couple of days. As for you Gijan, you've
already filled out all the pre-requisites, best of luck with this
war, the last one ended with you as Archon of Ashtan, didn't it?
Or was that a fish, too? And what *did* I have for breakfast
yesterday?

Thakren was found several days later wandering around the Ithmia
muttering "Fish. Gotta have Fish. For Breakfast" by a group of
half-naked aerobic druids.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Lupar, in the year 251 AF.