As I am Chaos, I will now enlighten all as to what Chaos is. I am about to make everything perfectly clear so that even a moron can understand the true nature of Chaos. Here is the absolute, bottom line, no-holds-barred, clear and concise Erisian definition of Chaos which definitively answers all past, present and future questions concerning any aspect of Chaos:

All statements about Chaos, including this one, are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

Brought to you by,
Eris Goddesss of Chaos -><-

P.S. For even greater insight, read HELP ERIS.

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Phaestian, in the year 190 AF.
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