Everyone's up and selling their shops these days, even I can't be
bothered restocking my shop after its looted *just* so I can pay
tax on it, but seeing as how I hate going with the crowd, rather
than trying to sell my shop, I'm just going to rent it out.
Instead of paying over 100,000 gold for a shop that you may want
to sell in a month, just pay me 1000 gold per achaean year, and
rent out "Ye Olde Armourie", just North of the Bazaar in Hashan.
(What can I say, its an ideal location, and I'm not just saying
that in an attempt to get people to sign up) Anyway, if you end
up deciding that shopkeepings not for you, just return the keys,
and go back to selling out of your backpack without being 100k
out of pocket. Naturally, anyone who takes me up on my offer
will be responsible for paying the taxes (Which are currently,
I believe, set at 5500 gold a year).

On a side note, Thakdonalds (Now located in my backpack) is
offering a shiny new toy with the ThakHappy Meal this week.
Thats right! Buy a Moose Burger, Javelin, and a Bucket o'
Blood to wash it down with, and you'll get your very own Flame
Charred Bathtub. Perfect for Grooks on the go, as they no
longer need to take to the high seas and put on corny pirate
accents just so they can regenerate. (Well hey, I know it
sounds like fun, but have you ever had to deal with a seasick
pathfinder? Or reforge a pact after the dreaded cry of "Entity
Overboard!")
So pop into (Or near, I don't actually want you hopping into
my backpack) Thakdonalds today, and get your very own Flame-Charred
Bathtub. Demonic Goats not included.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Miraman, in the year 251 AF.