Well everyone, the competition has been won!!
The poor bugger who gets to have me follow him around like some kind of unpleasant smell is *drum roll* ...REJLII *clapclapclap*
However. I have also , with the kind permission of the poor condemned Rejlii, decided to give vastar's favour as a runner up prize (no offense Lord Vastar sir, it's just that her entry was so good too and i want to be generous) to *second drum roll* Kei!
yay! *clapclapclap*
Well done and thank you to everyone who entered. i feel so loved. i am sorry to everyone who didn't get me but hey, you just didn't make me laugh till i creid.
Better Luck Next Time!
Adorable Armelia, First Prize Catch

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Phaestian, in the year 250 AF.