I'm sorry, bub, but as a connoisseur of fine publications, I must say that Thakren's is much better. Of course, with effort and a few years of practice, you may be one day join the ranks of one such as Thakren. Until then, please spare us cultured types your inane ramblings.

May the humgii guide you to the Light

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Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Mayan, in the year 247 AF.