In your attempt on my life, Babur-too-nikitoo the imaginary nothing was injured. He said you were a jerk and wants an apology, so leave me a message and I will forward it to babur-too-nikitoo so he can see that you meant to hit me, not him.

I like cheese. So if anyone wants to mail me some, thanks.

I also like gold, but a key to your shop would be better. And allyshoping me as well.

Did you know that 1 out of every 5 Achaeans doesnt bathe on a regular basis? Its true. You got to a river, and there are hardly ever people there, unlike the old days. Also did you know that with adept frost (or am I capable?) you can be naked and unaffected by blizzards. Yep.

If anyone wants an official Jinkar Noose, let me know, they are free and are all the rage in neckwear. just wear it and you are set!

Jack gave me a journal recently with interesting info...Nebo, did you know that you are wanted by the Legion for overharvesting? Yep, news to me., And Jack, did you know that you yourself are in the Legion? Isnt it marvelous? Also, apparantley a Selucarian Empire fell a couple hundred years ago. thats nifty if you ask me. We trolls regenerate health and are naturally level 2 resistant to cold.

People dont like Cooper very much. And it seems that Goku, after posting something, is in the same condition.

My name is Jinkar. My parents are dead. Epicurus translated a book with the Legend of Varm'ki in it.

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Valnuary, in the year 247 AF.