Why Have a full honours funeral sounds like such a fine idea! And
oh how convenient that the Great Hunt will be taking place so soon!
Perhaps you could convince Lord Lupar to have Satch participate
in the hunt as fair game! What a wonderous day it 'tis!

Yours Truly, Glade "Cow-Cager" Ceadanach

P.S. The first of lupar shall be the first annual opening of Satch
Season. Late summer is when they're the most prominent and we, as
guardians of nature mustnt let them overpopulate the forests. Any
Satches are encouraged to be hunted and removed, in order to
decrease the surplus population!

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 247 AF.