The recent events between the Brothers in Cannibalism, Napoloen and Sinistar, put me in mind of an apropos parable with a thought-provoking moral...

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Two Necromancers, having slain a Churchy and flipped for the heart, procede to begin consuming the rest of their ghastly feast, one at the head, the other at the feet. After a time, one pauses in his dubious repast to inquire of the other, "How's it going over there?". The other looks up and states enthusiastically, "OH! I'm just having a BALL!". Quite upset, the first Necromaster commands, "Well slow the Hell down, you're eating too fast!"

Moral: There's many a slip 'twixt the nut and the lip.

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Sadly, it is just such trifles as these that are the root cause of a falling out among the Evil ....Selah

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Aeguary, in the year 247 AF.