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Be careful who you draw the attention of, Lightmonger
Written by: Ekary Lucoster, the Sinistar
Date: Saturday, April 29th, 2000
Addressed to: Augur Fetzer
And so with vorpal blade in hand, long time his maxisome foe he sought.
So rested he by a tum-tum tree and stood awhile in thought!
And while in uffish thought he stood, the Lightmonger with eyes of flame
came wimpling through the turgy wood, burbbling as it came.
One, two, one, two and through and through, the blade went snicker-snack.
And with it dead he took it's head and went gallumphing back.
You are so full of small irrelevant bits of wisdom Fetzer... so tell me this: Why is it you fortune tellers are always so poor? If you truely are psychic, why do you, and the gypsy, and every other circus charlatan never have a thing to show for it. If you can forsee the future, you could run nations, be wealthy beyond wealthy, wage invincible wars, and advise kings, if not Gods. Yet you still live in a squalid little tree, and sell rats to pay for your dinner.
It is a bit of a dilema for me... for I do in fact have a project, an experiment of sorts, which requires a psychic to ... well, I may tell you about it on an another occasion. If you ARE a true psychic, then your prediction of my failure is disconcerting to say the least, yet if you are NOT a psychic, then my project is doomed from the outset (assuming I can interest you to have a look at it).
So tell me Lightmonger... for you have presented yourself to me in this public forum as some sort of arch nemisis... are you the man you claim to be? Or are you a street artist hustling for your dinner?
In a vision I have of you, I see you deciding between two paths as well... showing me what you have, or dying for arousing my attention to you. Either way I will win Fetzer, so sleep lightly. I have done a bit of research on you, for it is good to know ones opponents. I am told Twilight gave you an unusual wedding present when you married Gelinna. A divine disfavour. Call me sentimental, but I just seem to have more respect for Twilight for every evening that passes.
Take care Lightmonger, and dont go poking any hornets nests with a sticks. I wouldnt want you to come to harm before you and I have a chance to talk.
-the Sinistar
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Sarapin, in the year 247 AF.
Be careful who you draw the attention of, Lightmonger
Written by: Ekary Lucoster, the Sinistar
Date: Saturday, April 29th, 2000
Addressed to: Augur Fetzer
And so with vorpal blade in hand, long time his maxisome foe he sought.
So rested he by a tum-tum tree and stood awhile in thought!
And while in uffish thought he stood, the Lightmonger with eyes of flame
came wimpling through the turgy wood, burbbling as it came.
One, two, one, two and through and through, the blade went snicker-snack.
And with it dead he took it's head and went gallumphing back.
You are so full of small irrelevant bits of wisdom Fetzer... so tell me this: Why is it you fortune tellers are always so poor? If you truely are psychic, why do you, and the gypsy, and every other circus charlatan never have a thing to show for it. If you can forsee the future, you could run nations, be wealthy beyond wealthy, wage invincible wars, and advise kings, if not Gods. Yet you still live in a squalid little tree, and sell rats to pay for your dinner.
It is a bit of a dilema for me... for I do in fact have a project, an experiment of sorts, which requires a psychic to ... well, I may tell you about it on an another occasion. If you ARE a true psychic, then your prediction of my failure is disconcerting to say the least, yet if you are NOT a psychic, then my project is doomed from the outset (assuming I can interest you to have a look at it).
So tell me Lightmonger... for you have presented yourself to me in this public forum as some sort of arch nemisis... are you the man you claim to be? Or are you a street artist hustling for your dinner?
In a vision I have of you, I see you deciding between two paths as well... showing me what you have, or dying for arousing my attention to you. Either way I will win Fetzer, so sleep lightly. I have done a bit of research on you, for it is good to know ones opponents. I am told Twilight gave you an unusual wedding present when you married Gelinna. A divine disfavour. Call me sentimental, but I just seem to have more respect for Twilight for every evening that passes.
Take care Lightmonger, and dont go poking any hornets nests with a sticks. I wouldnt want you to come to harm before you and I have a chance to talk.
-the Sinistar
Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Sarapin, in the year 247 AF.