Achaean News
Oooh...Big Bad Flaming Tablets and Statues....crreeeeeppppyyyy....
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
WEll, I for one have some very unpleasent memories about the whole
Death's Heart shebang. So, heres my stance. If any flaming fire-ball
tablets come hurtling toward me, I'm gonna take a good 'ol fashioned
bucket full 'o water and put that accident waiting to happen out
before it starts messin' with TOO much. Second, if any statue comes
to my grove and starts cackling at me, Its gonna learn the meaning
of "Broken Nose" and "Black Eye" and "Grove Eject" On top of that,
if any essence starts swirlin' around my like some weirdo Cactus
weed hallucination, I'm gonna wave my arms like a human fan and get that
stuff away from me quicker than you can say "Zombie In A Hat" before
all trees start talking to me and all kinds of stuff goes Ka-Put.
Speaking of which, I may be a forest lover, and I do love everything
about the forest, but if any trees start whispering Hoo-doo and
voo-do to me, I'm gonna put an axe through it. I don't want any
Demonic trees posessing MY grove.
Yours Truly, Glade "I-Do-Not-Want-To-See-Another-Death's-Heart-
Fiasco-Tear-People-Apart-And-Torture-Us-And-make-Us-Miserable-All-Over-
Again" Ceadanach
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 246 AF.
Oooh...Big Bad Flaming Tablets and Statues....crreeeeeppppyyyy....
Written by: "Just Kidding, of Course" Glade Ceadanach, L'il Forest Tree
Date: Friday, April 28th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
WEll, I for one have some very unpleasent memories about the whole
Death's Heart shebang. So, heres my stance. If any flaming fire-ball
tablets come hurtling toward me, I'm gonna take a good 'ol fashioned
bucket full 'o water and put that accident waiting to happen out
before it starts messin' with TOO much. Second, if any statue comes
to my grove and starts cackling at me, Its gonna learn the meaning
of "Broken Nose" and "Black Eye" and "Grove Eject" On top of that,
if any essence starts swirlin' around my like some weirdo Cactus
weed hallucination, I'm gonna wave my arms like a human fan and get that
stuff away from me quicker than you can say "Zombie In A Hat" before
all trees start talking to me and all kinds of stuff goes Ka-Put.
Speaking of which, I may be a forest lover, and I do love everything
about the forest, but if any trees start whispering Hoo-doo and
voo-do to me, I'm gonna put an axe through it. I don't want any
Demonic trees posessing MY grove.
Yours Truly, Glade "I-Do-Not-Want-To-See-Another-Death's-Heart-
Fiasco-Tear-People-Apart-And-Torture-Us-And-make-Us-Miserable-All-Over-
Again" Ceadanach
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 246 AF.