Sapience, beware, Keithlyn's imagination is on the loose! I'm - trying - to keep a book 'o' records... I'd like to have your ideas/records/whatever! I don't care whether it's the record for most eaten muttons or most laps run to evade a certain ex-paladin I will not name. MSG me with whatever...

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Keithlyn C. Taimuno, Eternal Bachelorette (and wannabe pirate)

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Valnuary, in the year 245 AF.