Well guys, as I'm approaching the age of 40, I've
decided to come clean with ya'll about myself and my
past. First off, my name isn't Gunthar, it's Bocephus.
I told ya'll my name was Gunthar so you wouldn't make fun
of me. Secondly, my parents weren't killed by marauders when
I was a kid, they're alive and well, selling hookahs in a gift
shop on my home island of Shalla-Khulia. Third thing, my
middle name is still Danger, don't you worry about that.

Bocephus "Danger" Uth'Wistan
Saving The World One Cheap Laugh At A Time

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Scarlatan, in the year 245 AF.