All of Achaea, I am going to adress you with my opinions put aside, I am going to do this both sober and NOT-high on weed, and with sincere repent in my heart and soul.
I offended many Achaeans, mostly Paladins and Priests, or "Churchies". Now, remember that I am putting opinions aside. I apologize firstly to Kalypso and Zero for insulting their honour. I apologize for the way I got "revenge" on Kalypso as it was both innapropriate, and not the sweetest revenge I could have gotten (nor the most original). I apologize to the Shallamese I offended when I accused them of being directly supportive of the Church, wether they were or not.
I apologize for wasting so much time on the RAGE channel, and starting pointless arguments over who is better, the church or non-church, and who is right and wrong. I promised death on people who I have no intention of killing, and most who I cannot kill. I spoke blinded by rage, when I should have spoke when I was unbiased. It is natural for me, as a troll, to become overwhelmed by rage, as it is our nature. But we are more than that, and that is another of the many reasons I am writing this, to show we are not fools, simply because many of you meet us only in battle. Our good friend Blane (or is it Blain? I havent exchanged letters with my uncle in so long) is an exception. He is a fool, and thats why his sheep get eaten.
I dont expect everyone to forgive me, and if you do, I dont expect that to happen anytime soon. I merely wanted to make my apologies where they are due and hope that at least one or two of you will forgive me. Becuase as I shouted earlier, if I angered that many people, it is me that is wrong.
Now, I am going to be perfectly honest and list the reasons I wrote this.
1.I am sincerely sorry about my foolishness 2.I am hoping I receive forgiveness 3.I didnt want to die anymore because it takes so long to earn those levels nowadays. 4.I wanted to prove that we trolls are more than aggression. We are, for the most part since the fall of the Selucarian Empire, intelligent, feeling, creatures. Although we all feel our bouts of rage. 5.I do not want to be afraid to reject grace 6.I want to formally call off my personal war on the church that lasted but 2 and a half Achaean days, 7.I want to call off my personal wars on all my current enemies. 8.I was tired of talking out of my posterior, so I cooled down and thought logically. 9.I wish to say that I will be hugging people for free periodically.
I have said my piece, and that is that. From this point, I have no enemies, though I am sure to have enemies in the future, I am, for the time being, an ally or neutral.
As a last note, I want to propose after the 5000th public post is made, we all go to Thera and have fun and get along. I personally will be purchasing a large amount of alcoholic beverage for the event, though I will NOT be handing out herbs. So long, and may you all find someone to love.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Scarlatan, in the year 245 AF.