I would like to say that some people get so worked over the smallest things. I, personally, would consider it a complement to be called a girl. I mean, they're furry, just sit there and eat anything you give them, wait, that's humgii. Anyways, be a man and deal with the fact that your parents were very cruel people.

The Insane One

P.S. I never met your parents, but anyone who would name a boy Dream _has_ to have some sort of sadistic nature.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Miraman, in the year 245 AF.