The Gods have willed that people might enjoy an number of different
kinds of relationships. Praise be to the Gods for this gift, even if
each of may not wish to partake in such. Let us hear no further
arguments on these, for I think they will inflame the Gods and mortals
more than even the endless debates for and against the Church.

This may be the once and only time that you will hear me ask that
people *not* argue such, for it can only detract from this land.

Brother Thaulan, Devil's Advocate

Penned by my hand on the 24th of Valnuary, in the year 244 AF.