Once again I must tell a sad and depressing story

Our guild, the Serpentlords a funloving bunch who more or less keep to themselves made a truce with the Righteous church involving no wormholes in shallam. Which we accepted not wishing ill will with the church *i assume*

So, I hear rumors of a wormhole in a place called "The Gathering Chamber", not wishing any strife between my guildmembers and our kind and righteous church, I went to investigate the rumor. I quickly went into shallam, and found this "Gathering Chamber". There I saw no wormhole, and I was happy as a lark and on my way out of Shallam, when this lovely ball of light enveloped me and took me to a lovely room with our ever so righteous and honourable Cardinal Thalen.

There, I was treated to a lovely barrage of visions from, hell, whilst a righteous Guardian Angel decimate my exemplary soul. Then I felt a mace of spirit and good alignment smack up against my skull, as the world spun and everything went black. Then I woke up before Sarapis' throne

All this treachery and evil from our righteous church. This army of dopplegangers must be stopped! They are making the church look ever so low and evil, which we know they could never be!

Please, help me destroy the army of evil church imitating dopplegangers!
Nuitari, a sad sad serpent.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Aeguary, in the year 244 AF.