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confession
Written by: Taipan Neokove, Shadowspawn
Date: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi, my name is Neokove, and I slay what some would consider to be innocents.
It started as just a couple here and there. The occasional happy little girl, maybe a distressed old man once in a while. But now....*sob*..now, it's every day. I just can't seem to stop. It's interfering with my job in my Guild, sometimes I even forget to eat for days at a time. My wife was even going to leave me for it until I reminded her that she had reached a higher level of experience than me, ALL BY KILLING THE DAMNED INNOCENT! It's a tragedy, I tell you.
Perhaps I will take up a new career. I'll travel to all of the villages and speak about the dangers of slaughtering "innocents".
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Or, perhaps I'll just stick to my old ideas. I call it Neoism. I am my own ideal. I have my own religion that is worshiped only by me, and in appreciation of, guess who, ME! For this reason, I have made my own decision that each and every other mortal in the land of Sapience has wronged me. I'm not exactly sure as to the action that the wronging entailed, but I'm sure that I'll make something up as I go along. Oh, wait! I've got it! Not one person has taken the time to come to me and try to learn the beliefs of Neoism. For that reason, EVERYONE has wronged me and is no longer considered innocent in my eyes. There, I've got a reason now.
Oh well. Hope you've all enjoyed my bit of sanity on this issue. I have to go back to swatting at nonexistant small insects now.
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 244 AF.
confession
Written by: Taipan Neokove, Shadowspawn
Date: Wednesday, March 22nd, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi, my name is Neokove, and I slay what some would consider to be innocents.
It started as just a couple here and there. The occasional happy little girl, maybe a distressed old man once in a while. But now....*sob*..now, it's every day. I just can't seem to stop. It's interfering with my job in my Guild, sometimes I even forget to eat for days at a time. My wife was even going to leave me for it until I reminded her that she had reached a higher level of experience than me, ALL BY KILLING THE DAMNED INNOCENT! It's a tragedy, I tell you.
Perhaps I will take up a new career. I'll travel to all of the villages and speak about the dangers of slaughtering "innocents".
readlog hashan
readlog serpentlords
orderlog
Or, perhaps I'll just stick to my old ideas. I call it Neoism. I am my own ideal. I have my own religion that is worshiped only by me, and in appreciation of, guess who, ME! For this reason, I have made my own decision that each and every other mortal in the land of Sapience has wronged me. I'm not exactly sure as to the action that the wronging entailed, but I'm sure that I'll make something up as I go along. Oh, wait! I've got it! Not one person has taken the time to come to me and try to learn the beliefs of Neoism. For that reason, EVERYONE has wronged me and is no longer considered innocent in my eyes. There, I've got a reason now.
Oh well. Hope you've all enjoyed my bit of sanity on this issue. I have to go back to swatting at nonexistant small insects now.
Penned by my hand on the 11th of Sarapin, in the year 244 AF.