Druids really lack excitement in their lives. There is no end to how many times you people can continue to post on Portis, or the "oakstone thingy", overharvesting, or who says, she says, he says, got stepped on in Hashan. When will you people shut up? No, wait, dont answer that.
Believe me young ones, for I speak in all honesty... nobody cares. If you do as you are told in your guild, you wont get ousted. Just be glad you arent an ousted Infernal. They dont last long. Cooper is still around, but he is catching butterflies to pay for his dinner, because anything else, he has to ungrace for.
Before either of you reply to this on the public board, know that I am serious about you shutting up. This is not a joke and I am not smiling.
-the Sinistar

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 243 AF.