My dear dear brother, Twilight...

You should know by now that your petty machinations and deceptions
are not enough to rouse My anger. I am sorry if My post, which even
mortal minds were capabled of comprehending, was beyond your understanding.
Perhaps you should have turned on a light to better read it. That, My
brother, was of course a joke, so do not get your hackles raised.

I must admit My pleasure in seeing that even after all of the years
I have slept, you are still the same as ever. And I hope you will be
pleased to note that after all the years of My slumber, I still will not rise
to your sarcastic pokes and prods. I can only hope that My beautiful
sisters will also ignore such rantings and see them for what they are...

Your loving Sister....

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Phaestian, in the year 243 AF.