Yes, it's true, Taranis' is madly in love with me. Actually, I can hardly blame him. I mean, I'm cute, I'm charming... and the signs are all there. You see, he attacks me, which are justs silly excuses to talk to me, and he insults my poetry, which is obviously an attempt at getting my attention. If he didn't like me, he'd ignore me completely. I also confronted him about his love, and he replied with a giggle. Oh Taranis, you don't have to be shy, we're all friends here, right? Anyhow, Taranis will eventually have to move on, and accept that he cannot have me, as I am happily engaged, but I do appreciate his interest.

Perhaps we should all just support Taranis through this heartache that he is obviously suffering, and remind him that even though he will never find anyone as wonderful as me again, and if he does, they certainly would not be interested in a wanker like him, there is still hope of finding his true love. Maybe he could look among the various types of chimps, and gorillas, in the forest, as they seem to be closer to his type.

Chow!
The very sexy <(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Lupar, in the year 243 AF.