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Public News Post #4575

this is for ducks.

Written by: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante
Date: Thursday, March 16th, 2000
Addressed to: Grumpy Ol' Dr. Taranis, of the Alternative Medicines


Please quit insulting <(x)>s poetry. She is a very talented poet, and I would hate to see anyone get hurt over mere words. <(x)> is my friend. I will do everything I can to protect her from you and our (your) cruel words. Perhaps you don't know what the business end of a rabid chicken feels like... I could refresh your memory for you. Please quit being mean. It's destructive and there's no need. Thanks for your time. And for your patience, I hereby give you a new name..."Snargull". You're welcome. And enjoy your new name, Snargull.
Love,
Kona, who has the power to change names.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Valnuary, in the year 243 AF.


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Public News Post #4575

this is for ducks.

Written by: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante
Date: Thursday, March 16th, 2000
Addressed to: Grumpy Ol' Dr. Taranis, of the Alternative Medicines


Please quit insulting <(x)>s poetry. She is a very talented poet, and I would hate to see anyone get hurt over mere words. <(x)> is my friend. I will do everything I can to protect her from you and our (your) cruel words. Perhaps you don't know what the business end of a rabid chicken feels like... I could refresh your memory for you. Please quit being mean. It's destructive and there's no need. Thanks for your time. And for your patience, I hereby give you a new name..."Snargull". You're welcome. And enjoy your new name, Snargull.
Love,
Kona, who has the power to change names.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Valnuary, in the year 243 AF.


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