You should be proud to know that you and your fellow church
members were the cause of the dissolve of the empire.

We were so bored out of our minds with the complete lack of
any form of church resistance, not to mention church people
in general, that we opted to fight amongst ourselves.

So, if someday you pathetic churchies mount together a
semblance of a force, maybe it will reform!

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 187 AF.