I fear that you have it wrong completely. Jell-O chocolate pudding is the best.

Having cleared that up, let me clear something else up. I have been quietly whittling away at my sanity for some time now. Having accomplished this, I want to help enlighten others to joys of being free from reality. Reality is tedious and cumbersome, but insanity will open your mind to the unreal world that exists inside of us all. That and tackling, too.

The Insane One

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Sarapin, in the year 243 AF.