Yo gods! Yes that's what I said... Yo! And no, I'm not one of the people that has been spoken to about proclaiming that word to you and 'disrespecting' you -coughtwilightcough- -cough- ahem I must be stuffy.
I am known as the watcher. As in, I watch things go by and do not get invloved until I feel the urgent need to. And don't worry your big swollen heads trying to find out who I am, I do not belong in Achaea, I came to see if it was fitting for me, and after a few many Achaean years, I know that is it not. You Gods, just sit up there, all high and mighty, thinking that us mortals should be happy as hell just to be in your presence. Well, ummmm, I don't think so!!!
I am speaking out. So shrub me! Zap me! Kill me! You only prove my point even more. Now tell me, what have you Gods ever done for us? You give us free-for-alls and the like. Big whoop. You know you do it for your own enjoyment to see how fast we can slaughter one another just for a chance to brag. Woot I'm impressed. I tremble in your presence. Oh yes I am so inferior to you!
Do I see you struggling to make Achaea a better place? NO! (excluding Sarapis) You are too caught up with your own petty fights -cougherisgaiadeucalioncough- dominate the posts and you expect us to care?! So Eris lies alot. Well, there's an insecure goddess if I ever saw one. Aurora, do you even care that there is evil in your ranks? Well, just keep telling yourself that there isn't and maybe it'll go away dear.
If you Gods left, would there be much of a change at all? (excluding Sarapis, but did you know it costs more to get a package of 300 credits then to just get 3 sets of 100?) I openly oppose you, all of you (excluding Sarapis) for no one else will. Go ahead! Delete me! I welcome the thought. Oh yes, you created us perhaps, but what worth is a life living in slavery to fool Gods too caught up with themselves to notice us 'mortals'? You exepect us to fight for you if tha time for that ever came. Well screw you. I have my own life to live thank you very much.
I say let me a chance at immortality and all the undeserved power that you have and make you mortals for a few years, and just see how you Gods like that. I'd have a lot of fun. Wonders why you don't make us give you pedicures while you're in this power-hungry craze.
Now I'm usually a great person, but the gods have pissed me off for the last time.

The Watcher

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Mayan, in the year 242 AF.