Weeelll I hopw all you people are feeling well! and I hope the others enjoy whatever mood they're in and please why don't you have some cake and eat it too?
I have a l'il story to tell you, from me. hence, the subject *points vigoursly at the top of the post*
It's called, a day in my life that wasn't so unordinary at all oh no

Once I was sitting in the seat watching an event. A boy, about my age, went hoppong madly past me.
I asked him, "Why are you doing auch a thing? Can I join you?" So I started hopping madly after him.
He just glanced wildly at me. It was fun, but he looked like a constipated person who can't find a bathroom.
There was soooo many people quietly watching the event, and he didn't want to intrude, so he tryed to be quiet.
I followed after, wondering why he was doing that. Then, his wild look turned into horror as he gaped at a blank scratch of floor!
He screamed and ran in front of everybody yelling, "Get out! It's going to eat you!"
I figured he was seeing things that we could not, so I asked the funny little man that wears green every other day and emerald the rest that sits on my shoulder all of those days, what did he see?
He said, "there is a gigantic grasshopper jumping around. It looks as if it might eat us all."
So I rubbed my eyes, and rubbed them harder, and then I saw it. A HUGE grasshopper that kept geting bigger! And it looked hungrily at me.
I jumed up beside the boy who was by now doing a pretty good job recieving all kinds of funny looks, and he was sobbing on the floor.
I told him it was only our imaginations, but he looked up at me and said, "And the worst thing is, it's going to keep your shoes!"

from the one who's name means, 'story teller; dreamer'
Asirii

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Glacian, in the year 242 AF.