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Public News Post #4437

The Cruelty Of Being A Piece Of Humgii Feces

Written by: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>
Date: Monday, March 6th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


There has been alot of great poetry lately. Dream, your poems were really good! And Kona, your more serious poem is very impressive. It a huge change from the 'cheeeeeeeese! aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee! greyfaaaaace!' poems you usually do! Oh, and Kei, i have chosen the tree I'm going to tie you to, when I set a date for the burning, I shall inform you all. And Seth!!! Buddy! You've inspired me greatly. Remember your comment about humgii feces? Well, I have now expressed my feeling toward that in a poetic form. You should be proud, you have inspired me and contributed to the war! Thank you! Here goes:

If you were humgii feces
Life would be glum
You'd be regarded as disgusting
And thought of as dumb

You'd be used for lame comparisons (*coughsethcough*)
And you'd smell really bad
You would never have friends
And be eternally sad

Humgii feces works as hard as it can
To be the best humgii feces it can be
All it wants is some love and respect
And so it shall get some from me

So humgii feces, I want you to know
That I love and respect you
I know you are underappreciated
And I value the hard work you do

The world would be a better place
If we repected the small things like this
So next time you see some humgii feces
Wave and blow it a kiss

Humgii feces is a wonderful thing
And as I bring this poem to an end
All of Achaea, I am proud to say
That humgii feces is my friend

The writer of heartfelt and touching poetry,
<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 242 AF.


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Public News Post #4437

The Cruelty Of Being A Piece Of Humgii Feces

Written by: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>
Date: Monday, March 6th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


There has been alot of great poetry lately. Dream, your poems were really good! And Kona, your more serious poem is very impressive. It a huge change from the 'cheeeeeeeese! aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieee! greyfaaaaace!' poems you usually do! Oh, and Kei, i have chosen the tree I'm going to tie you to, when I set a date for the burning, I shall inform you all. And Seth!!! Buddy! You've inspired me greatly. Remember your comment about humgii feces? Well, I have now expressed my feeling toward that in a poetic form. You should be proud, you have inspired me and contributed to the war! Thank you! Here goes:

If you were humgii feces
Life would be glum
You'd be regarded as disgusting
And thought of as dumb

You'd be used for lame comparisons (*coughsethcough*)
And you'd smell really bad
You would never have friends
And be eternally sad

Humgii feces works as hard as it can
To be the best humgii feces it can be
All it wants is some love and respect
And so it shall get some from me

So humgii feces, I want you to know
That I love and respect you
I know you are underappreciated
And I value the hard work you do

The world would be a better place
If we repected the small things like this
So next time you see some humgii feces
Wave and blow it a kiss

Humgii feces is a wonderful thing
And as I bring this poem to an end
All of Achaea, I am proud to say
That humgii feces is my friend

The writer of heartfelt and touching poetry,
<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Chronos, in the year 242 AF.


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