Ok. I feel the need to reply to a few people, but I'll do it all in one post.

Glade- Damn you, I don't care how great you think you are at poetry, or whether you think you're keeping the peace or not, MY NAME IS NOT LEMON! I told you all awhile ago that my name is now <(x)> and until I decide to change it back, calling me Lemon is very offensive. In fact, the next person that calls me Lemon (especially on a public post) will be stripped, gagged, tied to a tree, and set on fire. Thank you.

Seth- You don't care about humgii feces? That's not very considerate of you. I'm sure if you were a piece of humgii feces, you'd want to be cared about. I could care less how you feel about my written art, but to take out your frustrations by disrespecting humgii feces is just wrong.

Heaven, Asirii, and others who have submitted to the war- Ok, I'm laughing my head off. This stuff is awesome. Ignore the wenises that don't like it, and keep writing, cuz it rocks!

Kona- We're waging war against Isildur now? Um, k, when we win, there's a few more people I'd like to challenge as well.

Hehehehehehehehehe.

Lemons and Humgii feces to you all,
<(x)>

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 242 AF.