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Public News Post #4398

your new name.

Written by: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante
Date: Friday, March 3rd, 2000
Addressed to: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>


Lemon, er, <(x)>, you're in luck. I just so happen to be learned in the art of symbolology, and I can correctly pronounce your name for you...
<(x)> came into popular use well before Selucars reign, when humanity was still young, and before the Church was established. Used as a magickal symbol by smelly toads, <(x)> is one of the most ancient and powerful of the magickal symbols.
<(x)>, pronounced NEE-a-lay-ou-fARn-ick-it-y-umb-aaa-iiii-eeee-oooooooooooooo, is best said with a sout-Sapience accent, whilst in the midst of a drunken rage. Then, and only then, will you see the true power of <(x)>.
It just so happens that I'm in the mood to write a poem *huge gaping grin*, so for your enjoyment...here goes.
<(x)>
no, on you!
<(x)>
the cow says moooooo!
<(x)>
monkeys throw poooooo!
<(x)>
boom shacka locka shacka boooooooooom!
<(x)>
a squared plus b squared equals the square of the hypotenuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!
<(x)>
nicky nicky nicky neeeeeeewoooooooooooomb!

<bow>
Kona

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Ero, in the year 242 AF.


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Public News Post #4398

your new name.

Written by: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante
Date: Friday, March 3rd, 2000
Addressed to: An Occultist Formerly Known As Lemon Ni'Choya is now called <(x)>


Lemon, er, <(x)>, you're in luck. I just so happen to be learned in the art of symbolology, and I can correctly pronounce your name for you...
<(x)> came into popular use well before Selucars reign, when humanity was still young, and before the Church was established. Used as a magickal symbol by smelly toads, <(x)> is one of the most ancient and powerful of the magickal symbols.
<(x)>, pronounced NEE-a-lay-ou-fARn-ick-it-y-umb-aaa-iiii-eeee-oooooooooooooo, is best said with a sout-Sapience accent, whilst in the midst of a drunken rage. Then, and only then, will you see the true power of <(x)>.
It just so happens that I'm in the mood to write a poem *huge gaping grin*, so for your enjoyment...here goes.
<(x)>
no, on you!
<(x)>
the cow says moooooo!
<(x)>
monkeys throw poooooo!
<(x)>
boom shacka locka shacka boooooooooom!
<(x)>
a squared plus b squared equals the square of the hypotenuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse!
<(x)>
nicky nicky nicky neeeeeeewoooooooooooomb!

<bow>
Kona

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Ero, in the year 242 AF.


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