Just for the record, I'm quite enjoying the news lately.
Fnord to the nutballs, maybe we should start our own guild and take over the world.
hmmmmm.... this should rhyme shouldn't it? Let me start over.

Fnord! Cause chaotic
does not mean insane
and someone spank Vega
cause life is a game
News is just boring
when it's all bitch and moan
'I'm gonna kill Cooper"
Can I get a GROAN?
Freedom means doing
whoever you feel
um. I mean whatever
Okay so I'm lying
you all know my deal
somebody stop me
this nonsensical pitch
go do whatever
if you've got an ich
now I'm just spouting
nonsensical rhyme
don't mind my blather
just a break from the grind

Whatever
me

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Mayan, in the year 241 AF.