Poor, poor Vega. I feel sad for someone who can't get along with some humor and fun. But that's just the cruel reality of the Curse of the Greyface. Could it be that you are as serious and humorless as him?! Never! Perhps. WOE! Vega is the Greyface incarnate! <weeps>

On a more serious note...
What do you want on these boards? Whining, death threats, and shop ads? I would think that some poetry adapted to Achaea would be a nice change. We're all doing it for fun. It's the spirit of mirth and mayhem, ya know.
So stop whining. I hereby change your name to 'Ptimize!, the Greyface henchman'
So, heathen Ptimize!, this one's for you...

<chants> GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!

You needed that. So be happy, lighten up, and have a little fun once in a while!
Love,
Konalindolofudystiyomayusarumpusiti

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Mayan, in the year 241 AF.