Today, while minding my own business, I suddenly found myself violently
assaulted. Convocation, neither asked for or needed and I got a free one way
trip to Shallam in preparation for staving the life out of my body.
Fortunately, having experienced a similar convocation while out walking,
at peace with the world, from the hands of Kioysa, I was able to get out.
Now, I understand that in war all sorts of things are possible. However,
I contend that making me an enemy after trying to defend myself and leave as
soon as possible smacks of the highest hypocrasy. Ah but wait, this is the
Church we're talking about, I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
So I say to you all, beware! You may be on your way to have a light meal and
all of a sudden find yourself in the middle of a hostile party in your own
honor.

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Glacian, in the year 241 AF.