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Public News Post #4275

The Fruits of Chaos (Lemons to be exact)

Written by: Sour and Bitter Lemon Ni'Choya, The Happiest Sadist
Date: Thursday, February 24th, 2000
Addressed to: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante


In a poetry war am I
How the hell will I ever get by
Writing this crap makes me want to cry
But Kona's going down and that's no lie!

Hehe, Kona dear, you might as well concede defeat now. You're not going to win. But I am glad we've toggled the creative minds of the rest of Achaea. This poem was written by and published with the consent of Morlana. 🙂

I like lemon with my tea
I drink lemon tea with my pinky upright
I love to have tea by the sea
I like to drink lemon tea when I feel uptight

I drink lemon tea by the sea
I drink it thought it doesn't relax me
I stare into the swirly depths
Lemon lemon on my lips

I was drinking lemon tea
I flung it out towards the sea
Just before it hit the waves
A maelstrom of color was set ablaze

That cup of lonely tea
The one I threw to the sea
It opened up before my eyes
A gate to chaotic Eternity

If you drink lemon tea
And attempt to throw it into the sea
Remember the Lemon is the key
To spreading Chaos to the Free

Lemon 😉

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Glacian, in the year 241 AF.


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Public News Post #4275

The Fruits of Chaos (Lemons to be exact)

Written by: Sour and Bitter Lemon Ni'Choya, The Happiest Sadist
Date: Thursday, February 24th, 2000
Addressed to: Spirit of Mirth and Mayhem, Kona Diamante


In a poetry war am I
How the hell will I ever get by
Writing this crap makes me want to cry
But Kona's going down and that's no lie!

Hehe, Kona dear, you might as well concede defeat now. You're not going to win. But I am glad we've toggled the creative minds of the rest of Achaea. This poem was written by and published with the consent of Morlana. 🙂

I like lemon with my tea
I drink lemon tea with my pinky upright
I love to have tea by the sea
I like to drink lemon tea when I feel uptight

I drink lemon tea by the sea
I drink it thought it doesn't relax me
I stare into the swirly depths
Lemon lemon on my lips

I was drinking lemon tea
I flung it out towards the sea
Just before it hit the waves
A maelstrom of color was set ablaze

That cup of lonely tea
The one I threw to the sea
It opened up before my eyes
A gate to chaotic Eternity

If you drink lemon tea
And attempt to throw it into the sea
Remember the Lemon is the key
To spreading Chaos to the Free

Lemon 😉

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Glacian, in the year 241 AF.


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