I can define chAoS and have given THE DEFINITION sometime ago
if anyone cares to look it up. Although it sometimes amuses me
when mortals discuss My nature, might I remind you that I am no
longer sleeping and am at times approachable (being the cuddly
and generous Goddess that I am) for those who wish to learn the
ways of CHaOs. Lets see, here's another definiton of ChaoS (no,
not THE DEFINITON but is good enough for today).

cHaOS is the part of a gold sovereign that lands face up when
flipped.

Let those with eyes, see. Let those with ears, hear. Let those with
tentacles, grasp.

Eris, Goddess of Chaos -><-
Chancellor, College of Illuminations and Salt Water Taffey

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Aeguary, in the year 241 AF.