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Public News Post #4162

What the hell is a cat?

Written by: Morel, the Damner of Things
Date: Tuesday, February 15th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


My Dearest Yeshua, whom I have not had the pleasure of killing (or
being killed by, I'm an honest person) in so long... you seem to
have made quite a misleading number of typos.

What I'm sure Yeshua meant to say was something like this:
It's called 'make an completely arbritrary(sp?) decision'. Ally with
the undead against the return of the Great Thoth. Or don't, have Him
(forgot his caps here, Yeshua did. Silly guy. Thoth is a divine being
after all, and we always capitalize pronouns replacing the names of
divine entities and such, even when we are silly wittle Paladins
that are so terrified of the thought of this particular divine tough-
guy returning to Sapience that we wet our bed at night, and refuse
to believe it will ever happen, even when the possibility of such a
rebirth seems quite possible, and show everyone how we are refusing
to really believe it will happen by publicly insulting the divine
being we are so terrified of, by using not only using the pronoun
which is reserved, and used, for lowly, mundane things, like vegetables
and churchies. Why, most mortals(!) would be offended if referred to
using 'it' or a similiar pronoun. Not to mention the lack of capitalizati-
on which I pointed out earlier, which, while a much lesser insult,
still adds to the overall, veiled insult Yeshua had the nerve to target
at a divine entity of Achaea! Naturally, these could also be viewed as
innocent grammatical errors on Yeshua's part, the type of embarassing
errors all mortals are prone to make from time to time, but Yeshua is
apparently some sort of special mortal, for him to make these sorts
of insults towards a divine inhabitant of these lands, espicially one
whos return after countless years could possibly be upon us, regardless
of whether or not Yeshua worships that particular realm and/or divine
persona. I think, all in all, this shows a complete lack of respect for
all the Gods of Achaea, AND an incredible ego to have such a disrespect
towards divine beings, on Yeshua's part that is. Also, to place the 'Him?'
directly after the insulting pronoun shoves the insult home, he is effect-
ively asking us if Thoth is even a sentient being whatsoever, or whatever
distinction his warped mind draws between 'it' and 'him/her') return to
Sapience His Divine Majesty which probably means I will kneel before
the Logos a good deal more because I oppose Lord Thoth without even
beginning to comprehend His realm, let alone the God Himself, whom I know
next to nothing about, due to His absence from these realms for a period
of time much greater than my lifetime, or the lifetime of any literature I
may have read concerning the subject (although I doubt Yeshua has read a
single book concerning death, where as I, your faithful interpreter have
made it my life's work to study anything concerning the subject). So,
ignorant and completely unknowing of what I am truly fighting for, like
any good Paladin, I choose death in a battle fighting both alongside
and against sworn enemies of my guild and my personal, guild, and city's
Patron, something which really confuses me and my utterly misguided and
already bewildering set of beliefs dangerously close to utter insanity, if
I'm not already there, I couldn't tell you, for I don't know myself...
but doesn't that makes me insane in itself? Again, I couldn't tell you,
because I don't know. So I just lie to myself and fight a battle with
creatures I think (I really do think, but I'm not sure) I hate, to prolong
the inevitable day when I am judged by a Divine Inhabitant of Achaea that
I have angered with my pitifuly veiled insults and vain crusades.

(s) Yesh, Driven Partially Insane by Utter Confusion, or so it Appears

---(end interpretation)---
Note, comments in parentheses were not direct interpretations of Yeshua's
words, but comments I made of my own. Naturaly, this interpretation is open
to discussion, even by Yeshua, although somehow I doubt he will have
anything interesting to say on the matter.


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Daedalan, in the year 241 AF.


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Public News Post #4162

What the hell is a cat?

Written by: Morel, the Damner of Things
Date: Tuesday, February 15th, 2000
Addressed to: Everyone


My Dearest Yeshua, whom I have not had the pleasure of killing (or
being killed by, I'm an honest person) in so long... you seem to
have made quite a misleading number of typos.

What I'm sure Yeshua meant to say was something like this:
It's called 'make an completely arbritrary(sp?) decision'. Ally with
the undead against the return of the Great Thoth. Or don't, have Him
(forgot his caps here, Yeshua did. Silly guy. Thoth is a divine being
after all, and we always capitalize pronouns replacing the names of
divine entities and such, even when we are silly wittle Paladins
that are so terrified of the thought of this particular divine tough-
guy returning to Sapience that we wet our bed at night, and refuse
to believe it will ever happen, even when the possibility of such a
rebirth seems quite possible, and show everyone how we are refusing
to really believe it will happen by publicly insulting the divine
being we are so terrified of, by using not only using the pronoun
which is reserved, and used, for lowly, mundane things, like vegetables
and churchies. Why, most mortals(!) would be offended if referred to
using 'it' or a similiar pronoun. Not to mention the lack of capitalizati-
on which I pointed out earlier, which, while a much lesser insult,
still adds to the overall, veiled insult Yeshua had the nerve to target
at a divine entity of Achaea! Naturally, these could also be viewed as
innocent grammatical errors on Yeshua's part, the type of embarassing
errors all mortals are prone to make from time to time, but Yeshua is
apparently some sort of special mortal, for him to make these sorts
of insults towards a divine inhabitant of these lands, espicially one
whos return after countless years could possibly be upon us, regardless
of whether or not Yeshua worships that particular realm and/or divine
persona. I think, all in all, this shows a complete lack of respect for
all the Gods of Achaea, AND an incredible ego to have such a disrespect
towards divine beings, on Yeshua's part that is. Also, to place the 'Him?'
directly after the insulting pronoun shoves the insult home, he is effect-
ively asking us if Thoth is even a sentient being whatsoever, or whatever
distinction his warped mind draws between 'it' and 'him/her') return to
Sapience His Divine Majesty which probably means I will kneel before
the Logos a good deal more because I oppose Lord Thoth without even
beginning to comprehend His realm, let alone the God Himself, whom I know
next to nothing about, due to His absence from these realms for a period
of time much greater than my lifetime, or the lifetime of any literature I
may have read concerning the subject (although I doubt Yeshua has read a
single book concerning death, where as I, your faithful interpreter have
made it my life's work to study anything concerning the subject). So,
ignorant and completely unknowing of what I am truly fighting for, like
any good Paladin, I choose death in a battle fighting both alongside
and against sworn enemies of my guild and my personal, guild, and city's
Patron, something which really confuses me and my utterly misguided and
already bewildering set of beliefs dangerously close to utter insanity, if
I'm not already there, I couldn't tell you, for I don't know myself...
but doesn't that makes me insane in itself? Again, I couldn't tell you,
because I don't know. So I just lie to myself and fight a battle with
creatures I think (I really do think, but I'm not sure) I hate, to prolong
the inevitable day when I am judged by a Divine Inhabitant of Achaea that
I have angered with my pitifuly veiled insults and vain crusades.

(s) Yesh, Driven Partially Insane by Utter Confusion, or so it Appears

---(end interpretation)---
Note, comments in parentheses were not direct interpretations of Yeshua's
words, but comments I made of my own. Naturaly, this interpretation is open
to discussion, even by Yeshua, although somehow I doubt he will have
anything interesting to say on the matter.


Penned by my hand on the 24th of Daedalan, in the year 241 AF.


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