no one has taken me seriously
Only Khejian, with a falcon that isn't his, will agree to spar Waffle. Shall I declare Waffle the undefeated champion?
If so then I continue to thank Lupus for the gift of it, Gaia for being cool about it, and several other Divine Officials who worked to make Waffle the lovable pet it is today
well, it's usually customary to sign this...so I sign both our names
- Eternity D'Infinuum, Sableleaf Defender
- Waffle *: <-pawprint

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Chronos, in the year 240 AF.