A long, long time ago, in land, far, far away, someone taught me how to play a game called "Spot the difference" Gazing back fondly on my life, at the ripe old age of 29, I have decided that I shall momentarily resurrect the game, simply for the period of this post
We will be comparing your post and mine, and attempting to find out what is different about them. Ready, boys and girls?
My post it true, yours isn't.
my post was short, and, as a result, people didn't get bored halfway through the first page. Yours however, was long. And, to be honest, we've heard it all before.
Anyone to spot any more differences gets a prize. Unless I don't like them.
Verl

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Phaestian, in the year 240 AF.