Lashar,

O Lashar, what a boastful claim. To say you shall rob stores in Ashtan. Quite a feat, might I add, being you an enemy of the city. Also, if the archers don't slaughter you senseless, the telepaths will crush your head. So, stop with extremley bad claims. Myself, being a store owner, will also slaughter anyone who even attempts to take from my shop.

Don't hurt yourself,
Geimen Merre

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Miraman, in the year 239 AF.