Yes I am going out with Cooper, no I do not want to get involved in your fight. I have no wish to have my blood spilt for any sad and tired feud between anybody for i am a pacifist and i would hope that those of you who saw me as a friend before still will. I have been greatly saddeden by the reactions of some of my best friends to my union with your favourite falcon fodder and I just wish to make a public statement of my neutrality in this matter.
Thanks you all for your time
Adorable Armelia

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Mayan, in the year 237 AF.