I am just writing this for a little FYI. Those Humgii sitting around that eat everything. There is a higher reason they are there

Everyone hates that strange natural phenomenon we call Lag. Now this world has a magical property. Achaea keeps track of where everything is and how much longer it has till it disintegrates
This is nice because it keeps garbage from piling up or your clothes from disintegrating every day. But when there are excess items...say 50 shot glasses sitting around from a party that means there si more for the world to keep track of. The oogly boogly Lag Daemon loves this because while the land is keeping track of so many things Lag runs rampant and causes bad things. Like butterflies killing you and swims that last half a day.
So if you take the time to give the cute little Humgii your trash then not only will we have a clean Achaea and a happy Humgii but the oogly boogly Lag Daemon will be kept in check.
Thank you all for doing your part


This public service message has been brought to you by the society for ethical treatment of Humgii and the society for imprisonment of the lag Daemon in cooperation with........

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Penned by my hand on the 6th of Ero, in the year 235 AF.