Yeah, very good. Only, you're talking crap.
If that post was serious, then you are unbelievable.
If, however, it is, as I guess it is, Somehow meant to be satrical, then it is sadly lacking in any humour, or fore-knowledge
You don't like the Roses? Keep it to yourself-you're in a minority.
Verlaine

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