Hi everyone.

I just wanted to take a minute to remind you all that I will be coming by, from time to time, to make your collective existences miserable.

Also, as previously stated, it is understood that, should you be fortunate enough to catch me, you may slay me at will, should so doing make you feel any better.

One last note: On particularly bad days, you will find me absent. In my stead, my dearest mom, The Mother Of Lag, will be here to tend to business.

Thank you for your time,

Excruciatingly yours,
Excruciatingly yours,
(eh, even I make mistakes)

Lag.
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Valnuary, in the year 184 AF.