you sir, smell like apple butter. i don't know why that is an insult. but it sounds appropriate.
now
you say i JUMPED dinuo?? how could i jump him when i could barely move?? and why would i want to jump him after being almost killed by you?? i am not the idiot you figure me to be. i was trying to figure out how to cure whatever you had hit me with. i do know that if i hadn't gotten out of there you would have killed me though.
and how does your honor allow you to attack someone who is out for a peaceful teaching lesson to a new person in the realm?? and i would not be surprised if you worked out for dinuo to be the one who actually killed me. it fits in with your typical philosophy after all.

until next time, you honorless dog.

Lord of the Two Rivers, Perrin "Goldeneyes" Aybara

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Scarlatan, in the year 234 AF.