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Public News Post #2879

And old story that reminds me of you

Written by: Cap'n Redbeard Blackleaf, Shiverer of Timbers
Date: Thursday, October 21st, 1999
Addressed to: Gijan, Midnight's Angel


A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey said, "You are, mighty lion!"

Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified deer stammered, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion, till it looked like a corn tortilla, crapped on it, and ambled away.

The lion hollared after the elephant, "Dang, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off."

<bows> Blackleaf

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Glacian, in the year 231 AF.


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Public News Post #2879

And old story that reminds me of you

Written by: Cap'n Redbeard Blackleaf, Shiverer of Timbers
Date: Thursday, October 21st, 1999
Addressed to: Gijan, Midnight's Angel


A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is the mightiest of all the jungle animals?"

The trembling monkey said, "You are, mighty lion!"

Later, the lion confronts a deer and bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

The terrified deer stammered, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"

Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times, the lion feeling like it'd been run over by a wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion, till it looked like a corn tortilla, crapped on it, and ambled away.

The lion hollared after the elephant, "Dang, just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so pissed off."

<bows> Blackleaf

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Glacian, in the year 231 AF.


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