Just the other day I thought I would venture into Lineaus Park, and take a nap amongst the buffalo paddocks. But Alas, my nap lasted much longer than I expected and I slept well into the night. And what did come to me in my dream, none other than th
e 51 year old, albino buffalo! More of a nightmare I must say, I can only hope I was asleep. I ran for the gates of the park in my dream, but my strength left me, and I collapsed at the base of the pond. I could see in the corner of my eye, the for
m of a haggard, yet hulking pale beast.

It was the Albino Buffalo, and it stomped over me and began drooling profusely, it's salive felt like hot lava on my back, and did scold my skin, which still bear the scars of in spite of the fact that it was merely a dream!

Why I was spared I cannot say, but I can only hope next time, for there will be a next time, I have his corn, the smell of which was rancid on his breath. I have but one word to travellers, Beware the Buffalo, Beware the Buffalo!!!! And stay out of
the park at night.

Uldrais, ex-Buffalo Hunter
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 183 AF.