I am going to start performing a public service: when someone writes a screed that was clearly not their own, I'm just going to state for the record that it was not their own words.

Please consider this the first of hopefully few to follow: Kutcher, whoever you are, whatever you think you are, stop having another write for you. If you can't be bothered to write your own screeds, the words are not worth the time you inflict on everyone else to read them.

In service,
Treyal Wintermourne

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 1016 AF.