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everyoneA Most Important Culinary Gathering!
Written by: Punster Redeux Trilling
Date: Friday, August 21st, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
Hear ye, hear ye, hungry jesters, aspiring cheesemongers, and lovers of questionable culinary decisions!
The Carnivalis Institute of Jestering cordially invites one and all to a most illustrious gathering: the judging of the submitted cheese recipes that have been awaiting being shown off!
Our esteemed Guest Judge Abysal, alongside our fearless leader Komos, shall take up the noble and perilous task of tasting, judging, and rendering verdicts upon the culinary creations submitted for consideration.
Naturally, no gathering of the Institute would be complete without provisions for the assembled masses. Samples of the submitted fare shall be provided for all attendees, so come prepared to taste, toast, deliberate, and perhaps discover that cheese can, in fact, be made to do things no respectable cheese ought to do.
The gathering shall take place next month, three days before Serenade. Exact time and location to follow.
Come for the recipes.
Stay for the cheese.
Remain for the inevitable arguments over whether something technically qualifies as delicious or even technically edible.
In Revelry,
Redeux "Deja Vu" Trilling
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 1012 AF.
everyoneA Most Important Culinary Gathering!
Written by: Punster Redeux Trilling
Date: Friday, August 21st, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
Hear ye, hear ye, hungry jesters, aspiring cheesemongers, and lovers of questionable culinary decisions!
The Carnivalis Institute of Jestering cordially invites one and all to a most illustrious gathering: the judging of the submitted cheese recipes that have been awaiting being shown off!
Our esteemed Guest Judge Abysal, alongside our fearless leader Komos, shall take up the noble and perilous task of tasting, judging, and rendering verdicts upon the culinary creations submitted for consideration.
Naturally, no gathering of the Institute would be complete without provisions for the assembled masses. Samples of the submitted fare shall be provided for all attendees, so come prepared to taste, toast, deliberate, and perhaps discover that cheese can, in fact, be made to do things no respectable cheese ought to do.
The gathering shall take place next month, three days before Serenade. Exact time and location to follow.
Come for the recipes.
Stay for the cheese.
Remain for the inevitable arguments over whether something technically qualifies as delicious or even technically edible.
In Revelry,
Redeux "Deja Vu" Trilling
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Phaestian, in the year 1012 AF.
