"I heard there's a cult dedicated to ancient grook culture."

Sure, it's a rumor to be heard amongst the gossip and gab of taverns, but if there is such a cult, I am offended that I have not been invited to join. I very much wish to study Grook history, culture, and language. Also I am very good with documentation and spreadsheets and clearly would be an asset to any cult.

If it does not actually exist - would anyone like to start a cult with me?

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Glacian, in the year 1010 AF.