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Public News Post #23071

In response to the gargle of the swamp

Written by: Director Nagis Lichlord, Squire of Mhaldor
Date: Saturday, July 18th, 2026
Addressed to: Ser Ulvin Devi


Ser Ulvin,

While you may enjoy your muck and chaos, we will always enjoy the spoils of you Boggets. But do us a favor, when you come over, be sure to scrub yourself in the nearby waters. It may actually help you, as the stank of your marsh does tend to stick to things and it just takes so long for our slaves to wash the mountain after your visits.

As for your response to the challenge to compete with Mhaldor, I have given thought to the spirit of competition. Not that your bogwash of challenge has anything to do with it, as even I can see error in limiting an artist's hand. Please do be sure if you are going to submit something, that you do so after cleansing in the waters away from your city, I would hate for the other contenders to be offended by your stench at the time of reveal.

As penned by my hand,
Director of Culture
Distradhith Nagis Lichlord, Squire of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 1009 AF.


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Public News Post #23071

In response to the gargle of the swamp

Written by: Director Nagis Lichlord, Squire of Mhaldor
Date: Saturday, July 18th, 2026
Addressed to: Ser Ulvin Devi


Ser Ulvin,

While you may enjoy your muck and chaos, we will always enjoy the spoils of you Boggets. But do us a favor, when you come over, be sure to scrub yourself in the nearby waters. It may actually help you, as the stank of your marsh does tend to stick to things and it just takes so long for our slaves to wash the mountain after your visits.

As for your response to the challenge to compete with Mhaldor, I have given thought to the spirit of competition. Not that your bogwash of challenge has anything to do with it, as even I can see error in limiting an artist's hand. Please do be sure if you are going to submit something, that you do so after cleansing in the waters away from your city, I would hate for the other contenders to be offended by your stench at the time of reveal.

As penned by my hand,
Director of Culture
Distradhith Nagis Lichlord, Squire of Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Glacian, in the year 1009 AF.


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