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Public News Post #23034

Murder most fowl

Written by: A glabrous fool
Date: Saturday, May 23rd, 2026
Addressed to: Trader Ruddra Rousseau


Gifted with eyes and ears, we see that this foul, murderous traitor has already been cast out of Hashan.

We must then assume that donkey ears are well-suited to the incessant braying of the permanent victim, though we find much amusement in dramatics being made public for the world to see.

Bray, little donkey, bray! No ill has ever befallen he who cannot shut up and who sees victimhood in every act. Consequences - why, those are just another name for injustice. Shall you be silent about them?

Neigh, you are the people's hero. Ne'er be silent.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Ero, in the year 1005 AF.


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Public News Post #23034

Murder most fowl

Written by: A glabrous fool
Date: Saturday, May 23rd, 2026
Addressed to: Trader Ruddra Rousseau


Gifted with eyes and ears, we see that this foul, murderous traitor has already been cast out of Hashan.

We must then assume that donkey ears are well-suited to the incessant braying of the permanent victim, though we find much amusement in dramatics being made public for the world to see.

Bray, little donkey, bray! No ill has ever befallen he who cannot shut up and who sees victimhood in every act. Consequences - why, those are just another name for injustice. Shall you be silent about them?

Neigh, you are the people's hero. Ne'er be silent.

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Ero, in the year 1005 AF.


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