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Cow Jousting with the CIJ

Written by: Komos Aegocerus, Drunken Duke of Debauchery
Date: Sunday, May 17th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone


Cow Jousting!

Hello, everybody! In light of the World Games, the Carnivalis Institute of Jestering is proud to invite you all to the first ever Cow Jousts! Rather than an arena event, Cow Jousting will be acted out, riding a bovine of your own design! There will be some similarities to Ritual Dueling, however, we are the CIJ, so winning or losing the match is arbitrary. There will, however be prizes for most interesting moves, and further prizes for most interesting Cow.

Most interesting cow, you ask? What's this? Well, before each match, you'll be showing off the cow of your design. The only limits here are your imagination. However, we do ask that you imagine your cow's wilder adornments to be something you'd use in the duel. Remember, as much as we love aesthetics, it's even funnier when these crazy designs turn out to be completely practical! And don't forget, you'll be getting judged on how entertaining your attacks and defense are as well.

Since we're judging based on style, there will only be one round of matches, with all contestants judged at once after the duels are completed.

Don't know how to joust? Only a bare knowledge is requested for this, as can be found in HELP JOUSTING. From there you'll have a basic idea of what's need to joust in a ritual duel fashion. Any further questions can be addressed to myself or Archaosa.

And of course, everyone wants to know the prizes-

Best Battle
1st 25 Credits
2nd 15 Credits
3rd 5 Credits

Best Cow
1st 25 Credits
2nd 15 Credits
3rd 5 Credits

The event will be held on the 11th of Daedalan, 1006 AF. Again, please reach out to Archaosa or myself with any questions!

Hope to see you all there,

Komos Aegocerus

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Mayan, in the year 1004 AF.


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Public News Post #23029

Cow Jousting with the CIJ

Written by: Komos Aegocerus, Drunken Duke of Debauchery
Date: Sunday, May 17th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone


Cow Jousting!

Hello, everybody! In light of the World Games, the Carnivalis Institute of Jestering is proud to invite you all to the first ever Cow Jousts! Rather than an arena event, Cow Jousting will be acted out, riding a bovine of your own design! There will be some similarities to Ritual Dueling, however, we are the CIJ, so winning or losing the match is arbitrary. There will, however be prizes for most interesting moves, and further prizes for most interesting Cow.

Most interesting cow, you ask? What's this? Well, before each match, you'll be showing off the cow of your design. The only limits here are your imagination. However, we do ask that you imagine your cow's wilder adornments to be something you'd use in the duel. Remember, as much as we love aesthetics, it's even funnier when these crazy designs turn out to be completely practical! And don't forget, you'll be getting judged on how entertaining your attacks and defense are as well.

Since we're judging based on style, there will only be one round of matches, with all contestants judged at once after the duels are completed.

Don't know how to joust? Only a bare knowledge is requested for this, as can be found in HELP JOUSTING. From there you'll have a basic idea of what's need to joust in a ritual duel fashion. Any further questions can be addressed to myself or Archaosa.

And of course, everyone wants to know the prizes-

Best Battle
1st 25 Credits
2nd 15 Credits
3rd 5 Credits

Best Cow
1st 25 Credits
2nd 15 Credits
3rd 5 Credits

The event will be held on the 11th of Daedalan, 1006 AF. Again, please reach out to Archaosa or myself with any questions!

Hope to see you all there,

Komos Aegocerus

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Mayan, in the year 1004 AF.


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